Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:53 am
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@Trent772 - there are a few which definitely should not be in the bad jokes thread, I laughed out loud.
Next year you could get her a plane.
I used to have a load of cows like that, then this old lady came up and touched them and they all warmed up. I think it was Thora Herd.
Trent772 wrote:I got my sister a wooden leg for Christmas. It isn't her main present, just a stocking filler!
Next year you could get her a plane.
Trent772 wrote:I have a cow that's always shivering with cold. I think its friesian.
I used to have a load of cows like that, then this old lady came up and touched them and they all warmed up. I think it was Thora Herd.
Trent772 wrote:I achieved my personal best in the 100m run today - 47 Metres