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By JAFO
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@Trent772 - there are a few which definitely should not be in the bad jokes thread, I laughed out loud.

Trent772 wrote:I got my sister a wooden leg for Christmas. It isn't her main present, just a stocking filler!


Next year you could get her a plane.

Trent772 wrote:I have a cow that's always shivering with cold. I think its friesian.


I used to have a load of cows like that, then this old lady came up and touched them and they all warmed up. I think it was Thora Herd.

Trent772 wrote:I achieved my personal best in the 100m run today - 47 Metres


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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By Paul_Sengupta
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Trent772 wrote:I couldn't use the lift at M & S in Leeds this morning as some kid had let off a firework. I thought that was bang out of order.


https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk?t=211

Trent772 wrote:"Do you know, it's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad told me"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening"


https://youtu.be/YKBRbrx2Jas?t=83

Trent772 wrote:It's amazing how exercise and extra fries sound similar.


I guess we've all been annoyed by this advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFupRXh174
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By avtur3
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ... :lol:
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By PeteSpencer
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Why do I always hum the waltz from Masquerade by Khachaturian while I'm emptying our cats' litter tray?

Well, it's the link Cat-sh it-/urine :lol:

Coat, hat
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By Sir Morley Steven
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avtur3 wrote:Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ... :lol:

Rather cleaner is the one about Cessna and Pitts having a joint venture. The result was a bit schyte
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By akg1486
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Paul_Sengupta wrote:I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.

I think it should be "Withoutherspoon". But no matter: she's a cutie with or without her spoon. 8)
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