The bad joke thread

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Re: The bad joke thread

By OCB
 Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:25 pm #1759764
With all of this free time during lockdown, and nearly 50 years on this planet - I fulfilled a lifelong desire.

I finished my first book!!

If the lockdown continues for a few months longer, I’m hoping to read another one.
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Re: The bad joke thread

By Dave W
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 Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:42 pm #1759784
A rabbit, a priest and an imam attend a blood donation session at their local hospital.

The receptionist asks them for their respective blood groups and the rabbit replies "I'm not sure, but I think l might be a typo."
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Re: The bad joke thread

By Rob L
 Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:28 am #1759793
Boxkite wrote:I am finding the more time I spend trapped in the house with the Mrs, the more I am atrracted to her.

I think they call it Stuck-home syndrome.

Groan...but clever.

Re: The bad joke thread

By Bill Haddow
 Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:05 am #1762708
OCB wrote:@Miscellaneous ...have you tried Glen Campbell?

Speaking personally, I've tried lots of Glens: Glen Grant, Glenfarclas, Glenlivet, Glenmorangie, Glen Moray, Glengoyne, and Glen Marnoch are the ones I've tippled since lockdown.

Bill H
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Re: The bad joke thread

By akg1486
 Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:16 pm #1762887
Bill Haddow wrote:
OCB wrote:@Miscellaneous ...have you tried Glen Campbell?

Speaking personally, I've tried lots of Glens: Glen Grant, Glenfarclas, Glenlivet, Glenmorangie, Glen Moray, Glengoyne, and Glen Marnoch are the ones I've tippled since lockdown.

Bill H

I think you'll find it's The Glenlivet. :D

Re: The bad joke thread

By Bill Haddow
 Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:40 pm #1762918
akg1486 wrote:
I think you'll find it's The Glenlivet. :D


I can't regard it as "The Glenlivet", singular, when there is a whole range of them all matured differently.

Current sampling is "Founder's Reserve" :D

Bill H
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Re: The bad joke thread

By PeteSpencer
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 Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:18 pm #1762934
Aaaah! The Ukraine argument all over again.

Now where's my Swedish phrasebook.?............... :roll:

Peter.
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