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By eltonioni
#1673329
A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.
By Bill McCarthy
#1673349
Princess Margaret DID scald her feet when on a freeby to Martinique.
She decided to try some tinned sponge puddingand read the instructions carefully.
It said “Pierce can and stand in boiling water”
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By OCB
#1673352
Bill McCarthy wrote:Princess Margaret DID scald her feet when on a freeby to Martinique.
She decided to try some tinned sponge puddingand read the instructions carefully.
It said “Pierce can and stand in boiling water”


It might even be on here already?

Hear the one about the guy who eff'd a Princess?

Burnt his wotzit on the exhaust....
By PaulB
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I saw a joke on Facebook and remember it being mildly amusing. However I can't find it now. There was a story and a punch line. If I give you the punchline, could someone make up a story to go with it?

Here goes....

<Insert story here>


.... so I said, "Ta! Pauline"
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PaulB wrote:I saw a joke on Facebook and remember it being mildly amusing. However I can't find it now. There was a story and a punch line. If I give you the punchline, could someone make up a story to go with it?

Here goes....

<Insert story here>


.... so I said, "Ta! Pauline"
My neighbour lent me a waterproof sheet.

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By PaulB
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morticiaskeeper wrote:My neighbour lent me a waterproof sheet.


That was probably the short version.... :-)
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