Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:39 am
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Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord says, "Oi, you, out, you're bard."
What have Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog got in common?
They have the same middle name.
Viagra. It won't make you James Bond, but it could make you Roger More.
What's acoustic?
It's what ya hit coos with.
"No."
"Then I'm not asking you to post my letter!"
In which case...
What have Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog got in common?
They have the same middle name.
Viagra. It won't make you James Bond, but it could make you Roger More.
Bill Haddow wrote:Jokes which have to be told with a Scottish accent, and which are probably only understood within a 10 mile radius of Glasgow:
What's acoustic?
It's what ya hit coos with.
Rob L wrote:Do you know the difference between an elephant and a letter box?
"No."
"Then I'm not asking you to post my letter!"
MarkOlding wrote:which leads onto my all time favourite -
Man A - "Does your dog bite ?"
Man B - "No"
Man A - Pets dog and gets bitten "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?"
Man B - "That's not my dog......"
It may loose something in print.....
In which case...
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