Where have you been? What have you seen?
Back in the late 90s, we had a Bangladeshi major learning to fly at Redhill. He always said that if he got things wrong during his training, that he should be beaten, just like he'd treat his troops :shock:. On being asked who he'd call in the event of an emergency, he'd always reply that he would call "International Rescue on 121.5" :lol:.

Iceman 8)