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By Flintstone
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I heard a story (that is definitely, definitely not about any of our resident farmers) about a son of the soil whose wife came home to find him dancing naked in the barn, gently whipping a John Deere and blowing it kisses.

In a deep state of shock she managed to ask him what the hell was going on. He said that he'd sought advice on how to rekindle the romance in their marriage and had been told to do something sexy to a tractor.
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Some years back, I typed the website name of one of my engineering equipment suppliers direct into the browser bar, but typed .com instead of .co.uk. Thankfully, nobody else saw the lingerie suppliers page that appeared!
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By GrahamB
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There was a time when searching for the OLIVIA French flight planning site, you’d invariably get directed to a travel company who specialised in offering tours for females of a sapphic persuasion.
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It is just a misunderstanding.

As a west country boy myself from the county next door, I think he was simply misheard when he confessed right away.

What he actually said was "It were just a giggle. Oi'm attracted to porn."

Some journo interpreted it as "I googled a tractor and got porn."

We like to roll our Rs. That together with The Wurzels putting brand new combine harvesters in peoples' minds when they think of us West country folk explains it.

Had he been in the Senedd here in Wales, porn wouldn't raise an eyebrow. Sheep, on the other hand...
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