Sat Nov 20, 2021 12:05 am
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TopCat wrote:ROG wrote:So it will all end with the human race destroying itself with a war -or suffering from drowning or heatstroke.. In the future-the latest species will ask wonder what happened to the humans.--somewhat similar to us asking what killed off the dinosaurs.
With any luck the Vogons will be along shortly. I just hope it's quick.
Got your Guildford party invite yet?
It could all turn out very different.... cats could be the dominant species, the top dog, I mean Top Cat could oversee things differently with carefully positioned meerkats. There could be a national dipping of paws in pocket to fund a program to explore nature across the planet, with commentary by the legendary Kitty Cattenborough. Kitty gets an award for observation of a species called humans, which involves gps tagging and fitting of miniature cameras to many examples to monitor their movements, social interactions, eating, drinking and procreation habits and rituals. There is a Cat Mane Society certificate stating no humans are harmed by the tranquilliser darting and fitting of trackers and cameras so the audience can sleep well at night. The pussy population will be purring wildly with amusement at how humans get bogged down with paperwork and red tape and that is without trying to cross the border into the territory of another community with their own opinions, lingo and priorities. Getting the subtitles right is proving difficult without a babel fish due to budget cutbacks and outsourcing to a pre-furred supplier.
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