[Paultheparaglider]

I heard they were combining the anal swab with a nose and mouth swab as it gives instant results.

They do the anal one first, followed by the other two with the same swab stick. If you can't smell it or taste it, you are a confirmed positive result.

[Paultheparaglider]

[Paultheparaglider]

[Paul_Sengupta]

Bit of a let down?

[Paultheparaglider]

Bit of a let down?

It is pretty fair to say she is feeling quite deflated at the moment, Paul.

However, despite the fact I have absolutely no medical training whatsoever, I'm a keen cyclist and I'm confident she will be right as rain in no time.

[Paul_Sengupta]

Then a bit of fresh air and she'll be fine.

[Paultheparaglider]

She will definitely be feeling all pumped up.

[nallen]

She will definitely be feeling all pumped up.

Will she then have an inflated opinion of you?

[Spooky]

Well the EU are certainly providing plenty of lockdown entertainment!

[Iceman]

Iceman

[kanga]

^^^^^In relation to above, Wuhan evacuee wishees he'd stayed there

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... r-55830497

[Paultheparaglider]

In respect of @kanga 's post above which shows one of the coaches, I recall the four Horseman coaches and all the humorous references at the time to the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse.

Pretty prescient as it turns out.

[Paul_Sengupta]

^^^^^In relation to above, Wuhan evacuee wishees he'd stayed there

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... r-55830497

He's a pilot friend. Don't know if he's on this forum.

[Charles Hunt]

20/20 hindsight.

If they hadn't been repatriated imagine the headlines "British Citizens left at the mercy of killer Chinese virus."

Safer here or there? Depends how much you trust the reporting and data disclosure.

[Paultheparaglider]

20/20 hindsight.

If they hadn't been repatriated imagine the headlines "British Citizens left at the mercy of killer Chinese virus."

Safer here or there? Depends how much you trust the reporting and data disclosure.

Response given in the non humour thread to keep this one light.