Leodisflyer wrote:Vauxhall Coras with broken suspension and exhausts, driven by spotty oiks, who live in the tunnels round here and have car magnets under their bonnets.
In case I want to soup up our shopping trolley - what are the car magnets?
Invisible electronic magnets installed under the bonnet of many cars that give them an overwhelming attraction to the car in front.
Some cars also have them installed in their side doors. Park your car well away from any other vehicle, preferably at the far end of the car park to eliminate the lazy from your findings. Leave the car for a while and you can guarantee that, when you return, another car will be parked 2” from your door with a space the size of the Sahara on the other side of both cars.