I've found a good self-test you can do at home to see if you've caught the Corona virus.
1. Open a beer and smell it. Does it smell like beer?
2. Taste the beer. Does it taste like beer?
3. If you can both smell and taste the beer, you have tested negative for Corona.
I did this test myself last night. To make sure, I repeated it twenty times. But today I don't feel so good, so I'd better do the test again. To be honest, I'm not looking forward to it.
Autocorrect is so frustrating. It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo.