Page 57 of 62

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:53 am
by JAFO
@Trent772 - there are a few which definitely should not be in the bad jokes thread, I laughed out loud.

Trent772 wrote:I got my sister a wooden leg for Christmas. It isn't her main present, just a stocking filler!


Next year you could get her a plane.

Trent772 wrote:I have a cow that's always shivering with cold. I think its friesian.


I used to have a load of cows like that, then this old lady came up and touched them and they all warmed up. I think it was Thora Herd.

Trent772 wrote:I achieved my personal best in the 100m run today - 47 Metres


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:04 pm
by Paul_Sengupta
Trent772 wrote:I couldn't use the lift at M & S in Leeds this morning as some kid had let off a firework. I thought that was bang out of order.


https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk?t=211

Trent772 wrote:"Do you know, it's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad told me"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening"


https://youtu.be/YKBRbrx2Jas?t=83

Trent772 wrote:It's amazing how exercise and extra fries sound similar.


I guess we've all been annoyed by this advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFupRXh174

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:04 pm
by avtur3
This will make you smile ...


Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:05 pm
by avtur3
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ... :lol:

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:15 pm
by T6Harvard
Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:53 pm
by PeteSpencer
Why do I always hum the waltz from Masquerade by Khachaturian while I'm emptying our cats' litter tray?

Well, it's the link Cat-sh it-/urine :lol:

Coat, hat

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:40 pm
by Sir Morley Steven
avtur3 wrote:Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ... :lol:

Rather cleaner is the one about Cessna and Pitts having a joint venture. The result was a bit schyte

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:41 pm
by avtur3
T6Harvard wrote:Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??



Not at all ... if it had I'd have forwarded the full text of the joke .... :lol:

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:18 pm
by avtur3
Image

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:04 pm
by Boxkite
Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:18 pm
by T6Harvard
Er 'Funny'??
Or consistent?

Sorry, didn't know there was a max number of permitted likes or that someone was cross checking.

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:32 pm
by Rob L
Boxkite wrote:Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337


She. Do keep up. :|

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:55 pm
by avtur3
Image




Image

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:06 pm
by Paul_Sengupta
I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.

Re: The bad joke thread

PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:34 pm
by akg1486
Paul_Sengupta wrote:I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.

I think it should be "Withoutherspoon". But no matter: she's a cutie with or without her spoon. 8)