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@Trent772 - there are a few which definitely should not be in the bad jokes thread, I laughed out loud.

Trent772 wrote:I got my sister a wooden leg for Christmas. It isn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

Next year you could get her a plane.

Trent772 wrote:I have a cow that's always shivering with cold. I think its friesian.

I used to have a load of cows like that, then this old lady came up and touched them and they all warmed up. I think it was Thora Herd.

Trent772 wrote:I achieved my personal best in the 100m run today - 47 Metres

Trent772 wrote:I couldn't use the lift at M & S in Leeds this morning as some kid had let off a firework. I thought that was bang out of order.

https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk?t=211

Trent772 wrote:"Do you know, it's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad told me"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening"

https://youtu.be/YKBRbrx2Jas?t=83

Trent772 wrote:It's amazing how exercise and extra fries sound similar.

I guess we've all been annoyed by this advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFupRXh174

This will make you smile ...

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ...

Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??

Why do I always hum the waltz from Masquerade by Khachaturian while I'm emptying our cats' litter tray?

Well, it's the link Cat-sh it-/urine

Coat, hat

avtur3 wrote:Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....

Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ...

Rather cleaner is the one about Cessna and Pitts having a joint venture. The result was a bit schyte

T6Harvard wrote:Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??

Not at all ... if it had I'd have forwarded the full text of the joke ....

Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337

Er 'Funny'??
Or consistent?

Sorry, didn't know there was a max number of permitted likes or that someone was cross checking.

Boxkite wrote:Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337

She. Do keep up.

I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.

Paul_Sengupta wrote:I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.

I think it should be "Withoutherspoon". But no matter: she's a cutie with or without her spoon.