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Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:53 am
by JAFO
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:04 pm
by Paul_Sengupta
Trent772 wrote:I couldn't use the lift at M & S in Leeds this morning as some kid had let off a firework. I thought that was bang out of order.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk?t=211Trent772 wrote:"Do you know, it's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad told me"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening"
https://youtu.be/YKBRbrx2Jas?t=83Trent772 wrote:It's amazing how exercise and extra fries sound similar.
I guess we've all been annoyed by this advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFupRXh174
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:04 pm
by avtur3
This will make you smile ...
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:05 pm
by avtur3
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....
Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ...
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:15 pm
by T6Harvard
Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:53 pm
by PeteSpencer
Why do I always hum the waltz from Masquerade by Khachaturian while I'm emptying our cats' litter tray?
Well, it's the link Cat-sh it-/urine
Coat, hat
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:40 pm
by Sir Morley Steven
avtur3 wrote:Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the .....
Sadly, I don't think I can post the remainder of this joke ...
Rather cleaner is the one about Cessna and Pitts having a joint venture. The result was a bit schyte
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:41 pm
by avtur3
T6Harvard wrote:Lockdown getting to you @avtur3 ??
Not at all ... if it had I'd have forwarded the full text of the joke ....
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:18 pm
by avtur3
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:04 pm
by Boxkite
Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:18 pm
by T6Harvard
Er 'Funny'??
Or consistent?
Sorry, didn't know there was a max number of permitted likes or that someone was cross checking.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:32 pm
by Rob L
Boxkite wrote:Funny how T6Harvard has 'liked' the above as he did the same when it was first posted in the Covid19 jokes thread:
viewtopic.php?p=1818337#p1818337
She. Do keep up.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:55 pm
by avtur3
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:06 pm
by Paul_Sengupta
I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:34 pm
by akg1486
Paul_Sengupta wrote:I think you've cut off the "Reese Withoutaspoon" from the top photo.
I think it should be "Withoutherspoon". But no matter: she's a cutie with or without her spoon.