Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:41 pm
My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking, Apparently slimming world was not the right answer.
I went into my local wine merchants and asked if he had a semillon, he said it was just the way his trousers were hanging.
My wife cannot stop talking,I thought she had a beauty spot on her jaw.but it was a grease nipple.
Phil Spectre’s brother, Crispin, is head of quality control at Walkers.
Stannah lifts have introduced an Express model.. it gets you upstairs and you still remember why you wanted to go.
It's impossible to get a hot cup of tea in our house. I think it's because of my daughters Polly and Sukey.
I was digging a hole in the back garden when l found a load of ancient coins. I was so excited, l ran in to tell my missus, then l remembered why l was digging the hole...
It’s said the worse time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...
I add a little excitement, a little spice to your lives and all you do is complain - Q