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By cockney steve
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Difference between a seagull and a baby?

One flits along the shore, the other......


Difference between a constipated Owl and a bad Marksman?
One shoots ,but can't hit, The other hoots but...........

Hunter returns to tribe.....What you get? enquires Cook.

2 birds, a rabbit and a potfer.

What's a potfer?

Fer cooking 'em in.
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By MikeB
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Patient to Doctor (while pointing at various parts of their anatomy): "Doctor, it hurts when I press here, here, here, and here. What's your diagnosis?"

Doctor to Patient: "You've got a broken finger."
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By Flintstone
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By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

I thought it would be rude not to say hello as I pass through.




:wink:
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By Chris Martyr
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Flintstone wrote:By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

:wink:


Hey Flint, all I was doing was complying with the thread title ! There have been far too many good jokes on this thread , so I thought I'd lob an awful one in .

Nice to see F/S renewing his currency though . :wink:
Last edited by Chris Martyr on Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
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By PeteSpencer
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Flintstone wrote:
I thought it would be rude not to say hello as I pass through.
:wink:


Aha : a talking turd................... :lol:
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By Sir Morley Steven
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Austrian waitress comes up to our table and says to the wife “ Alles in ordnung?”
“ No” sez I. “Morley”
(This actually happened this morning.)9
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By Flintstone
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Chris Martyr wrote:
Flintstone wrote:By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

:wink:


Hey Flint, all I was doing was complying with the thread title ! There have been far too many good jokes on this thread , so I thought I'd lob an awful one in .

Nice to see F/S renewing his currency though . :wink:

PS. Check your e-mail for some goss.... :wink:



I checked my email. You wrote "...but I can 't tell you".


You're still a knob. :lol:
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By Chris Martyr
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Flintstone wrote:I checked my email. You wrote "...but I can 't tell you". :


Not quite wot I said . I save the worstest jokes for the telephone . But you've missed the moment now .

But I'm still chuckling though !... :D
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