Bill McCarthy wrote:Princess Margaret DID scald her feet when on a freeby to Martinique.
She decided to try some tinned sponge puddingand read the instructions carefully.
It said “Pierce can and stand in boiling water”
PaulB wrote:I saw a joke on Facebook and remember it being mildly amusing. However I can't find it now. There was a story and a punch line. If I give you the punchline, could someone make up a story to go with it?My neighbour lent me a waterproof sheet.
<Insert story here>
.... so I said, "Ta! Pauline"
morticiaskeeper wrote:My neighbour lent me a waterproof sheet.