[kanga]

I know someone who talks like an owl

"Why ?"

" To flirt. To wit, to woo"

[Rob L]

I'm hoping that everyone knows the difference between a stoat and a weasel?


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A weasel is weasily weckognisable, but a stoat is stoatally different

I'll get me (fur) coat and hat.

[Chris Martyr]

Recent CAA Christmas panto was cancelled due to lack of three wise men and a virgin

Well actually , they did find three wise men , but only after consulting the list of CAA retirees. Unfortunately though , none were EASA compliant .

As for the virgin ? [small 'v' ] ,,,you have to remember CAA HQ's in Crawley .

Bad joke thread ? EASA compliance ?

No-one can accuse me of being a thread drifter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{ drum roll please }

[Flintstone]

{ drum roll please }

[Marvin]

Waiter, Waiter this coffee tastes like mud.

Yes sir, it's fresh ground.

[Pete L]

There are moments when you wish you weren't authorised to read a forum.

[GrahamB]

Elton John fretting on social media about his ever-growing waistline - 'Goodbye, normal jeans'

[avtur3]

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[Sir Morley Steven]

Waiter, get me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.
Waiter, this soup in my plate hardly covers the bottom.
Well it is oxtail sir.

[Sir Morley Steven]

“My camera needs a new battery.
“What does it take?
“Pictures.

[PeteSpencer]

Sign outside sandwich shop: 'We can make any sandwich, just ask'

Customer: 'I'd like whale sandwich please'.

Waiter:' I'm sorry sir but chef is reluctant to cut up a whole whale just for one sandwich'

[OCB]

a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The barman raises his head and says - "ah, come on - is this a bad joke?"

[Sir Morley Steven]

“Waiter. Get me a bacon sandwich and make it lean.
“I am sorry sir I don’t have a mixture control.