[PeteSpencer]

"Really? and what on earth did her mother say?"

"Baa-aaa"

Peter

[Flintstone]

God and the scientist?

Aussie stockman

"No need to bother about that mate, it'll be just the two of us".

Have we given up on just doing punchlines?

[PeteSpencer]

#1599624

[morticiaskeeper]

Aussie stockman

"No need to bother about that mate, it'll be just the two of us".

Have we given up on just doing punchlines?

I thought we were guessing the joke from the punchline, nobody did

This one was spoken in Gaelic, so I couldn't give you the joke if I tried:

"Pulled up the goalpost, and walked off"

[Flintstone]

you win.

[morticiaskeeper]

you win.

I'm honoured

Back to the jokes.

Quality control in an Indian clothing factory. That's who I feel sari for!

[lutonwho]

A war horse walks into a bar, the barman says, “hey, why the long movie”.

[Flintstone]

My aggressive neighbour caught me when I was putting the bins out tonight and accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. Talk about a fright! I nearly shat her pants......

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today.
It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.

I answered the door to a fella who said "Can I can I come in and talk about cleaning your carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

Next day another fella called and said he wanted to talk to me about wholemeal bread. A Hovis witness.

[morticiaskeeper]

I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner.

Well, it's just gathering dust.

[Chris Martyr]

Bloke who mistook liquid Viagra for Tippex.

Woke up next morning with a massive correction .

[OCB]

ginko viagra. - helps you remember what the f... you were doing.

[The Other Ian]

If you take Viagra you should swallow it quickly, otherwise you might end up with a stiff neck!

[Sir Morley Steven]

The Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

[Bill Haddow]

Chap with toothache goes to lady dentist who indicates that he needs an extraction, and asks if he is OK with injection. "No", he replies, "I can't stand needles". "Pills OK?", asks the dentist and gives him 2 small blue pills. He takes them and asks what they are. "Viagra", says the dentist. "Is that an anaesthetic?", asks the chap. "No", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to while I'm yanking the tooth out".

Bill H

[Flintstone]

But which one of them takes the pill?