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By seanxair
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Or what's the difference between a nun coming out of church and getting out of the bath? Coming out of church she probably has hope in her soul....
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By Paul_Sengupta
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seanxair wrote:Or what's the difference between a nun coming out of church and getting out of the bath? Coming out of church she probably has hope in her soul....


Two nuns in a bath.
"Where's the soap?"
"Yes, it does, doesn't it."

I think we've crossed some sort of line with this thread now! :D
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By PeteSpencer
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Charles Hunt wrote:Which of course leads to Pam Ann's joke.

"What do you call the bit between the c*** and the a'hole?"



The centre console.


Anybody remember the old C & A stores in London in the 80s/90s?

Puzzled lady customer to sales assistant: 'I'm really having trouble telling which way round these new fangled French knickers are'
Assistant: 'But madam, they're clearly marked- C and A....'
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By seanxair
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A pharmaceutical company has developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent.
They have issued a warning though that it can be habit forming...
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By Bob Bevan
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Paultheparaglider wrote:
Paul_Sengupta wrote:I think we've crossed some sort of line with this thread now! :D


We're passed the Christmas cracker ones, for sure. :thumright:


Not necessarily!

My normal trick at Christmas once the crackers have been pulled is to wait until a few people have read out their awful jokes. I then unfold my joke and start reading "Two nuns in the bath........What!" the last word expressed with a shocked look on my face.

Give it ago next year and see how far you can wind people up (you will get more laughs than any cracker joke)!
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By Trent772
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Flintstone wrote:I tried to watch a programme on Sky about the clitoris.

Apparently it was on the red button but I couldn’t find it.



Ha ! That was on Live at the Apollo this week - good chap he was, forget the name though :roll:
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By Trent772
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My word, just re visited a former forum and found a pdf of my jokes assortment. It even pre dates A Dark and Stormy Night ! Ran to 476 posts !

You are safe, but an email off and I will forward...

Sadly, in the end, Human Remains shut all the comedy posts down at our place, so we just soldier on, humourless :clown:
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By jaycee58
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Man:- doctor, I keep singing "Delilah" and "The Green Green Grass Of Home".
Doctor:- oh dear, you've got Tom Jones Syndrome.
Man:- is that common?
Doctor:- it's not unusual.

It needs Tommy Cooper to tell this one!
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