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Last week I swallowed some plutonium.

It gave me atomic ache

Courtesy of Flintstone.:

The inventor of Chinese whispers died today...
Pass it on!

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I got told off for fly-tipping. The waiter complained.

TV viewers in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the viewers in Abu Dhabi do

My uncle used to live next to an aircraft factory...





...he had Fairey's at the bottom of his garden

The guy who invented predictive texting died last week. His funfair is next monkey.

Somebody sent me a Jiffy bag full of plasticine. I don't know what to make of it.

Bill H

Dyslexics of the world Untie!



PS why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?

Staff wanted for the new circumcision clinic opening locally - they only pay the minimum wage but you get a share of the tips.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

(Have you tried asking Alexa to tell you a joke? Her jokes make all the ones above sound really good!)

Spooky wrote:Last week I swallowed some plutonium.

It gave me atomic ache

Damned silly thing to eat. You should try the fission chips instead.

Jokes which have to be told with a Scottish accent, and which are probably only understood within a 10 mile radius of Glasgow:

What do structural design and linoleum have in common? You need to have a flair for them.

What's the difference between a plain and a pan loaf ? They are 2 entirely different breeds.

Is that a cake, or a meringue ? No, you're right, it's a cake.

(Flak jacket, helmet, and full PPE time)

Bill H

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is the same........

Peter

Did you hear about the mouse that ate the Viagra. Says 'where's that big pussy now?'