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The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:19 pm
by Spooky
Last week I swallowed some plutonium.
It gave me atomic ache
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:27 pm
by Morten
Courtesy of Flintstone.:
The inventor of Chinese whispers died today...
Pass it on!
(obligatory
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Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:31 pm
by Pete L
I got told off for fly-tipping. The waiter complained.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:55 pm
by seanxair
TV viewers in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the viewers in Abu Dhabi do
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:49 pm
by Korenwolf
My uncle used to live next to an aircraft factory...
...he had Fairey's at the bottom of his garden
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:52 pm
by Kittyhawk
The guy who invented predictive texting died last week. His funfair is next monkey.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:13 pm
by Bill Haddow
Somebody sent me a Jiffy bag full of plasticine. I don't know what to make of it.
Bill H
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:15 pm
by FlightDek
Dyslexics of the world Untie!
PS why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:44 pm
by NickS
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:45 pm
by NickS
Staff wanted for the new circumcision clinic opening locally - they only pay the minimum wage but you get a share of the tips.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:05 pm
by PaulB
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
(Have you tried asking Alexa to tell you a joke? Her jokes make all the ones above sound really good!)
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:26 pm
by Paul_Sengupta
Spooky wrote:Last week I swallowed some plutonium.
It gave me atomic ache
Damned silly thing to eat. You should try the fission chips instead.
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:13 am
by Bill Haddow
Jokes which have to be told with a Scottish accent, and which are probably only understood within a 10 mile radius of Glasgow:
What do structural design and linoleum have in common? You need to have a flair for them.
What's the difference between a plain and a pan loaf ? They are 2 entirely different breeds.
Is that a cake, or a meringue ? No, you're right, it's a cake.
(Flak jacket, helmet, and full PPE time)
Bill H
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:27 am
by PeteSpencer
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is the same........
Peter
Re: The bad joke thread
PostPosted:Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:28 am
by seanxair
Did you hear about the mouse that ate the Viagra. Says 'where's that big pussy now?'