[cockney steve]

Difference between a seagull and a baby?

One flits along the shore, the other......


Difference between a constipated Owl and a bad Marksman?
One shoots ,but can't hit, The other hoots but...........

Hunter returns to tribe.....What you get? enquires Cook.

2 birds, a rabbit and a potfer.

What's a potfer?

Fer cooking 'em in.

[JAFO]

Patient: I have as rash all over, like cherries in a cake.

Doctor: That'll be analogy.

[MikeB]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas

[Pete L]

The Irish continuity announcer, Maureen O'Moughment.

[MikeB]

Patient to Doctor (while pointing at various parts of their anatomy): "Doctor, it hurts when I press here, here, here, and here. What's your diagnosis?"

Doctor to Patient: "You've got a broken finger."

[Chris Martyr]

Fascist leader who invented healthy breakfasts .

Sir Oswald Muesli..

....................[ sorry, ]

[Flintstone]

By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

I thought it would be rude not to say hello as I pass through.

[flybymike]

Do linger a while though.....

[Chris Martyr]

By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

Hey Flint, all I was doing was complying with the thread title ! There have been far too many good jokes on this thread , so I thought I'd lob an awful one in .

Nice to see F/S renewing his currency though .

[PeteSpencer]

I thought it would be rude not to say hello as I pass through.

Aha : a talking turd...................

[Sir Morley Steven]

Austrian waitress comes up to our table and says to the wife “ Alles in ordnung?”
“ No” sez I. “Morley”
(This actually happened this morning.)9

[seanxair]

I said to the Dr 'what's this rather ugly lump on the end of my c 0ck?' 'That's your body' says Dr

[Flintstone]

By absolute coincidence I Googled 'Chris Martyr is a ****' and the first hit was this thread.

Hey Flint, all I was doing was complying with the thread title ! There have been far too many good jokes on this thread , so I thought I'd lob an awful one in .

Nice to see F/S renewing his currency though .

PS. Check your e-mail for some goss....

I checked my email. You wrote "...but I can 't tell you".


You're still a knob.

[Chris Martyr]

I checked my email. You wrote "...but I can 't tell you". :

Not quite wot I said . I save the worstest jokes for the telephone . But you've missed the moment now .

But I'm still chuckling though !...

[Highland Park]

Two pieces of black tarmac were standing at a bar having a drink. Piece of red tarmac walks in. One piece of black tarmac turns to the other and says: “I wouldn’t talk to him if I were you. He’s a cycle path”....