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Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:00 am
#1689455
that picture of the Black Hole, the other day..... well.... err.... it sucks !
Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:50 pm
#1689948
I've just been to see the doctor about persistent wind.
He gave me a kite.
He gave me a kite.
Middle East Peace Expert. Military strategist. Former economist and epidemiologist.
Not always entirely serious.
-Still learning -
Not always entirely serious.
-Still learning -
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:38 pm
#1715039
I’m going to a funeral tomorrow, I shall have to bite my tongue 
Miscellaneous, Nick liked this
Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:37 am
#1715232
Patient to Indian doctor - “ doc, when I pass wind it sounds like honnnnnda”
Doc -“let’s see, bend over, ahhh you’ve got an abscess on yer dungbutton”
Patient - ”what’s that got to do with it “
Doc - “haven’t you heard. - abscess makes the fart go honda”
“Doc I keep thinking I’m a dog”
“Right, up on the couch and let me examine you”
“I’m not allowed”
Doc -“let’s see, bend over, ahhh you’ve got an abscess on yer dungbutton”
Patient - ”what’s that got to do with it “
Doc - “haven’t you heard. - abscess makes the fart go honda”
“Doc I keep thinking I’m a dog”
“Right, up on the couch and let me examine you”
“I’m not allowed”
Antagonise no man, for you never know the hour when you may have need of him.
Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:51 pm
#1715356
the dog/couch one did make me giggle...even if I've heard it a hundred times before 
Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:51 pm
#1715418
What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?
One flits along the shore, the other s**** along the floor
One flits along the shore, the other s**** along the floor
Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:14 am
#1715421
Q What's the difference between a costermonger and a dachshund dog ?
A One bawls his wares on the footpath . .
Q Why do moths fly with their legs wide apart ?
A Have you seen the size of mothballs?
Doctor, I've a problem, my wife thinks she's a dog.
How long has this been going on for?
Since she was a puppy.
A remarkable race are the Persians
They have some peculiar diversions
They make love the whole day
In the regular way
And save the night for perversions.
All courtesy of the first half of YGORRA 69 . I've still to trawl through the second half of 69, plus I've got 71, 72, 75 (with the famous nude cover), 76, 77, 78, and 79. Must have a hunt for 73 and 74. (Much of their content, 40 odd years on, would get donked if posted.)
Bill H
A One bawls his wares on the footpath . .
Q Why do moths fly with their legs wide apart ?
A Have you seen the size of mothballs?
Doctor, I've a problem, my wife thinks she's a dog.
How long has this been going on for?
Since she was a puppy.
A remarkable race are the Persians
They have some peculiar diversions
They make love the whole day
In the regular way
And save the night for perversions.
All courtesy of the first half of YGORRA 69 . I've still to trawl through the second half of 69, plus I've got 71, 72, 75 (with the famous nude cover), 76, 77, 78, and 79. Must have a hunt for 73 and 74. (Much of their content, 40 odd years on, would get donked if posted.)
Bill H
cockney steve liked this
Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:09 pm
#1722151
OK, from Ygorra 1971, the last one priced in old money, :
Q: what goes "tick-woof" ?
A : a watchdog
Q: what goes "clip" ?
A: a one-legged horse
Bill H
Q: what goes "tick-woof" ?
A : a watchdog
Q: what goes "clip" ?
A: a one-legged horse
Bill H
Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:32 pm
#1722231
“Do you like Kipling?”
“Hmm, can’t say I’ve ever Kippled”
“Hmm, can’t say I’ve ever Kippled”
Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:33 pm
#1722232
Bill Haddow wrote:OK, from Ygorra 1971, the last one priced in old money, :
Q: what goes "tick-woof" ?
A : a watchdog
Q: what goes "clip" ?
A: a one-legged horse
Bill H
assumedly ridden by Hopalong Cassidy?
there are two sorts of people
those that can extrapolate from incomplete data . . .
Mike McP
those that can extrapolate from incomplete data . . .
Mike McP
