[Trent772]

Re Bungee joke...



In red-neck territory......

Shorten that rope a little and give his wife a free T shirt.....

[Bill Haddow]

. . . Samantha has to leave us...

She's meeting her Italian gentleman friend who's taking her out for an ice cream. She says she likes nothing better than licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan.

Then she’s doing a few chores for an elderly gentleman who lives nearby. She will show him how to use the washing machine and then prune his fruit trees. Later he'll hang out his pyjamas as he watches her beaver away up a ladder.

Humph is sorely missed

Bill H

[Trent772]

There was a programme about ISIHAC and Humph said that he could never read the 'Samantha stories' before broadcast, because he knew he would corpse with laughter.

Radio 4 Extra has some wonderful excursions down memory lane if you wish to renew your acquaintance with wireless of yore...

[Bill Haddow]

It seems that a gag which was delicate enough for Aunty Beeb to broadcast on Radio 4 at 6:30 pm on a school night then repeat at 12:30 pm on the following Sunday is too strong for Flyer Forums to leave undonked.

Bill H

[Nick]

It seems that a gag which was delicate enough for Aunty Beeb to broadcast on Radio 4 at 6:30 pm on a school night then repeat at 12:30 pm on the following Sunday is too strong for Flyer Forums to leave undonked.

Bill H

At least 'We children' are being shielded from immorality Bill.

We need a replay of Terry Wogans Janet and John.

Nick

[PaulB]

I got that tune 'Orinoco flow' stuck in my head but was too scared to go to the doctor in case he diagnosed an Enyarism......

[PaulB]

Project Manager: Someone who thinks that nine women can produce a baby in one month.

(err... not sure that's a joke )

[lutonwho]

[quote="Kittyhawk"]The guy who invented predictive texting died last week. His funfair is next monkey.[/quote]
May he restaurant in peace.

[Pete L]

Humph is sorely missed

Bill H

Victoria Coren Mitchell is doing a decent line in "Let's meet the teams" on Only Connect but she hasn't strayed into Samantha territory yet.

[kanga]

Humph is sorely missed

Bill H

Victoria Coren Mitchell is doing a decent line in "Let's meet the teams" on Only Connect but she hasn't strayed into Samantha territory yet.

Still the evidently smartest quiz host on TV, and with the smartest contestants, and witty with it.

As for Humph, something said straight by the Old Etonian son of a Bishop and former Grenadier Guards officer must have been wholly innocent. If some listeners misinterpreted it, that merely illustrated the squalidness of their thinking...

[cockney steve]

@kanga said

by the Old Etonian son of a Bishop

Ah, but did his daddy have a close liaison with an actress ?

[Bill McCarthy]

"Ken Dod died"
"Did he?"

"No, Doddy"

[GrahamB]

"Ken Dod died"
"Did he?"

"No, Doddy"

Wake up at the back there.

[Flintstone]

"Ken Dod died"
"Did he?"

"No, Doddy"

Wake up at the back there.

Can I do the Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead joke again?

[Sir Morley Steven]

How did Tommy Cooper die?