Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:09 pm
#1790580
Bad parenting 101
PeteSpencer wrote:A Brit who had spent a year living the high life in Bangkok had picked up so many STDs - sexually transmitted diseases - that he developed a number of fistulae-holes- (It was a medical joke I've had to modify) in his todger that every time he pis sed, it sprayed everywhere.
So he came back to England (Bedford actually) to see his GP and seek treatment:
His GP, Italian by birth, (well it was Bedford) took a look and said: 'I'ma sorry I can no help you, but I'ma gonna send you to see my cousin Luigi in Napoli.'
Brit ' Oh good, is he an expert urological surgeon?: Will he be able to operate and cure me?
GP. ' No , he's a piccolo player, he'll a teach you how to hold it.'
OCB wrote:...and anithrr version of that joke goes something like . .
Trent772 wrote:I remember years ago telling my Mum I’d won the Leslie Nielsen Award at school.
“What’s that?” she asked.
“It’s a big building with lots of teachers and pupils, but that’s not important right now”, I said.