Tue May 12, 2020 1:47 pm
My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army.
He used to go in all buns glazing...
I walked into a bar and heard a voice say - "You look really smart"
I asked the barman if he said that.
"No, it's the peanuts - they are complimentary"
I'm hosting a party for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know.
People must not cough near you, they must cough far away.
If you hear someone coughing, tell them to .....far cough.
My Mrs was clearing her wardrobe, I heard her say - after 20 years, it still fits ! I said, it's a scarf !
When I die, I would like the word "Humble" written on my statue.
Re Michael O'Leary's announcement of potential restart of operations: I thought Ryanair already pioneered social distancing by landing aircraft 150 miles from the nearest population hub as often as possible.
I add a little excitement, a little spice to your lives and all you do is complain - Q