Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:13 am
Jokes which have to be told with a Scottish accent, and which are probably only understood within a 10 mile radius of Glasgow:
What do structural design and linoleum have in common? You need to have a flair for them.
What's the difference between a plain and a pan loaf ? They are 2 entirely different breeds.
Is that a cake, or a meringue ? No, you're right, it's a cake.
(Flak jacket, helmet, and full PPE time)