“I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” Stephen Jay Gould
It never ceases to amaze me how utterly thick some highly qualified people can be they don't see the obvious issues, my view is he should be in parliament.
Oh for goodness sake! It's obviously a bread roll, nothing like a part of male anatomy - I asked Mrs L (she's seen more than I have). If I was principal of the school I'd brazen it out and tell anyone querying it that they had a dirty mind. Too late now though...