[cockney steve]

A salt and battery

Sadie Frost

Flora (spreads easily when it's cold)

[Flintstone]

Flora (spreads easily)

Is that Friendly Flora from down Chatham way?

[cockney steve]

^^^^^ the one who used to hang out with Maggie may?

[Bert Presley]

Did they accost two vicars...?

[Flintstone]

There once were two strippers from Chatham
Who spied two vicars and went at 'em
While Maggie's was fine and had a good time
Flora's moaned"Why do I get the fat 'un?"

[kanga]

^^^^^ the one who used to hang out with Maggie may?

probably not, she was from Liverpool ..

[cockney steve]

reminds me of an old Billy Connolly yarn...........
Vicar was talking to a young woman who professed to be in the "Entertainment" industry.

"And how is business in Glasgow? " " Wonderful, Vicar ,- If I had another pair of legs, i'd open in Edinburgh"

[Paultheparaglider]

There once were two strippers from Chatham
Who spied two vicars and went at 'em
While Maggie's was fine and had a good time
Flora's moaned"Why do I get the fat 'un?"

To be fair, Maggie told me that Flora was pleased with the tip you left her.

[Pete L]

...she had it stuffed.

crosses-legs-and-tiptoes-away.

[NickS]

Someone on Twitter, called Natalie, suggested "Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney"

[Bert Presley]

Someone on Twitter, called Natalie, suggested "Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney"

That's excellent. Deserves to win.

[Bert Presley]

My turn. The muse is upon me.

Friendly Flora from down Chatham Way,
Went out with her friend Maggie May,
When they accosted two vicars
And pulled down their .......s,
The vicars said: 'No. Put them together to pray'

The blue writing's a'comin', methinks.

[kanga]

..

Oldham council have foolishly asked the public to name their new road gritter

why 'foolishly' ? It seems to me quite a good way of getting local public engagement cheaply, just as 'Boaty' probably helped get the (Ant)Arctic reserach programmes to public attention.

[Paul_Sengupta]

Gritty McGritface

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864

Gritty McGritface will be gritting the roads alongside "Gritney Spears", "David Plowie" and "Usain Salt".

[OCB]

Gritsy Bitsy - a definite winner!

Not particularly creative today...best I can come up with is Soda Shaker.

If it was around Inverness I’d say NaCI...