You poor thing!
I 'ad a love affair wiv Nina, in the back of my Cortina,
A seasoned up hyena could not of been more obscener...
Ah memories : New Boots and Panties
Got bought that as a pressie from a group of junior colleagues in 1980 at Norwich for getting them through their Diploma exams with extra tutorials.
Still play it on my 1966 Hacker GP15 to hear the good old low-Fi crackles.
'She took me to ve cleaners, and uvver misdemeanours,
But I go' righ' up between 'er rum and 'er ribena...