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Maggie Maggie Maggie Out Out Out!!!

Postby Timothy » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:05 am

Although Maggie's politics were execrable, and she bullied her colleagues to the point of resignation and revolt, to ordinary minions like me she was absolutely charming. She would engage with us as soon as she boarded, and, surprisingly she was not averse to coming and sitting jump and just chatting.

I remember one occasion when we were flying her to some important inter-governmental conference somewhere, there was some terribly important debate taking place in the Commons. It was so important that it was being broadcast live on R4 and she wanted to hear it, so she spent the entire flight on the jump seat listening to R4 on the HF through a pair of headphones perched on her coiffured bonce.

But I guess it was her niceness which eventually saved her.

We had been called out in the middle of the night to rush her somewhere terribly important and urgent (I can't remember where). They had scraped together two pilots and an aircraft at no notice, but no hostie, and she went wherever it was with no staff, so there was just the three of us at FL410.

I remember this conversation which took place between the other guy and me, only with our eyes. We looked at the cabin oxygen valve, then at our own separate oxygen masks, then up at the Bleed Air Valve switches, then our watches. The fact is that if we had turned one off, put two on, then turned both off for, say 20 minutes, then turned everything back on, she would have quietly drifted away, and no-one would ever have known what had happened.

But to us she was a very kind, gentle, pleasant lady - everyone's mother, really - and, despite our political loathing of the woman, we just couldn't find it in ourselves...
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Postby Flintstone » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:07 am

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Postby Jim Jones » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:41 am

Would the world have really been different if you'd acted on your impulse?

(Assuming you weren't talking about Maggie Smith, Harry Potter films would have suffered)
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Postby Timothy » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:36 pm

Jim Jones wrote:Would the world have really been different if you'd acted on your impulse?

This was towards the end of her reign, so probably not a lot.

It was very disconcerting to match the mad, power crazy public persona with the gentle, charming private one.
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Postby Jim Jones » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:27 pm

Suppose an earlier crew has asphyxiated her and, say, Heseltine had been PM. Would the Falklands, Miners' strike, etc have played out the way they did, or was she merely the point of a spear propelled by events?
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Postby Rotorboater » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:39 pm

I am a touch worried you would even consider doing that :shock:

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Postby Jim Jones » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:45 pm

Rotorboater wrote:I am a touch worried you would even consider doing that :shock:



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Postby johnm » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:08 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

She might not have been entirely right but at least had conviction unlike the current lot who are uniformly contemptible, party immaterial.
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Postby Jim Jones » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:14 pm

johnm wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

She might not have been entirely right but at least had conviction unlike the current lot who are uniformly contemptible, party immaterial.



Her biggest failing was the inability to compromise. Caused untold harm, mostly unnecessary .

Doesn't mean this lot are ok of course, she did at least have a proper career before politics.
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Postby Timothy » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:27 pm

johnm wrote:She might not have been entirely right

I think the problem was that she was entirely right :lol:

Rb, I wouldn't lose too much sleep, it was more playing intellectually with possibilities than any real conspiracy!
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Postby Janie » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:12 am

Timothy wrote:It was very disconcerting to match the mad, power crazy public persona with the gentle, charming private one.
I feel the same about you too, Timothy.

I did like the vision of the "coiffured bonce". Thank you for sharing that.
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Postby Timothy » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:00 pm

Janie wrote:
Timothy wrote:It was very disconcerting to match the mad, power crazy public persona with the gentle, charming private one.
I feel the same about you too, Timothy.

I am not mad and power crazy and I'll sue you if you say I am.
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Postby Janie » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:49 pm

What will you sue me for? Aggravated cachinnations.
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Postby Paul_Sengupta » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:38 pm

Can you get an ointment for that?


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