Any variety of sex that Irv hasn't heard of wouldn't be worth having.
Doesn't teh Forum have a drunk-filter which automatically stops posting by people who are pished up? Or is that just Off Your Facebook?
Wedding poem, courtesy of Byron:-
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of Life is but intoxication: Glory, the Grape, Love, Gold, in these are sunk The hopes of all men, and of every nation; Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk Of Life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion! But to return, — Get very drunk, and when You wake with headache — you shall see what then...
Morning after poem, same author:-
I would to Heaven that I were so much clay, As I am blood, bone, marrow, passion, feeling- Because at least the past were passed away. And for the future— (but I write this reeling, Having got drunk exceedingly today. So that I seem to stand upon the ceiling) I say — the future is a serious matter — And so — for God's sake — hock and soda-water !
I took the fourth option, but the word 'trouble' is misplaced. The lovely Mrs LCJC will merely smile benignly from the silk sheets and say, "Take your time darling.. I know how much more important the forum chaps are to you"
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