Friday 13 December 2013 02:03 UTC
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The charming soon-to-be Mrs Clarke wouldn't let him. She is also, I imagine, more than distracting enoughas those who have sen some of those pictures on Facebook can attest!
I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy...
Any variety of sex that Irv hasn't heard of wouldn't be worth having.
Doesn't teh Forum have a drunk-filter which automatically stops posting by people who are pished up? Or is that just Off Your Facebook?
Wedding poem, courtesy of Byron:-
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
The best of Life is but intoxication:
Glory, the Grape, Love, Gold, in these are sunk
The hopes of all men, and of every nation;
Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk
Of Life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion!
But to return, — Get very drunk, and when
You wake with headache — you shall see what then...
Morning after poem, same author:-
I would to Heaven that I were so much clay,
As I am blood, bone, marrow, passion, feeling-
Because at least the past were passed away.
And for the future— (but I write this reeling,
Having got drunk exceedingly today.
So that I seem to stand upon the ceiling)
I say — the future is a serious matter —
And so — for God's sake — hock and soda-water !
I expect a blow-by-blow account...oh hang on, that all stops.....
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I took the fourth option, but the word 'trouble' is misplaced. The lovely Mrs LCJC will merely smile benignly from the silk sheets and say, "Take your time darling.. I know how much more important the forum chaps are to you"
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready
in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell-
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