GC Wedding

[Rotorboater]

GC is doing it again but can he resist the Forum?

[Irv Lee]

Posting!? Some sort of sex that i either haven't heard of or which damages memory?

[Jwscud]

The charming soon-to-be Mrs Clarke wouldn't let him. She is also, I imagine, more than distracting enoughas those who have sen some of those pictures on Facebook can attest!

[Gerard Clarke]

Any variety of sex that Irv hasn't heard of wouldn't be worth having.

Doesn't teh Forum have a drunk-filter which automatically stops posting by people who are pished up? Or is that just Off Your Facebook?

Wedding poem, courtesy of Byron:-


Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
The best of Life is but intoxication:
Glory, the Grape, Love, Gold, in these are sunk
The hopes of all men, and of every nation;
Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk
Of Life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion!
But to return, — Get very drunk, and when
You wake with headache — you shall see what then...


Morning after poem, same author:-


I would to Heaven that I were so much clay,
As I am blood, bone, marrow, passion, feeling-
Because at least the past were passed away.
And for the future— (but I write this reeling,
Having got drunk exceedingly today.
So that I seem to stand upon the ceiling)
I say — the future is a serious matter —
And so — for God's sake — hock and soda-water !

[Paultheparaglider]

My bet is he'll be posting pictures of the jalopy he has bought that very afternoon.

[Gerard Clarke]

That's no way to speak of my future wife! She's more of a banger than a jalopy.






They gave these away a few years ago. Now the going rate is up to 100K for a restored one.

[wessex boy]

I expect a blow-by-blow account...oh hang on, that all stops.....

[Lowtimer]

They gave these away a few years ago. Now the going rate is up to 100K for a restored one.

As your doctor, I find it really quite worrying that you know that.

[Gerard Clarke]

As my investment adviser, why didn't you tell me sooner?

[Dave W]

He won't post. He can give it up any time he likes.

[Gerard Clarke]

http://xkcd.com/386/

[Rotorboater]

http://xkcd.com/386/

Frighteningly close to the truth!

[Foie Gras]

http://xkcd.com/386/

I think of this forum every time I see this.


FG

[Rob P]

I took the fourth option, but the word 'trouble' is misplaced. The lovely Mrs LCJC will merely smile benignly from the silk sheets and say, "Take your time darling.. I know how much more important the forum chaps are to you"

Rob P

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[Gerard Clarke]