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Postby AFSAG » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:38 pm

Didn't the Phoenicians have something to say about the word, IF ?
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Postby Gerard Clarke » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:56 pm

Kindly explicate. I don't even know the Pheonician for Towie.

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Postby Mark R » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:41 pm

Gerard Clarke wrote:I don't even know the Pheonician for Towie.

I think Jezebel is both the word and the role model.

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Postby Gerard Clarke » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:33 am

These days, the Scarlet Woman comes in a delicate shade of orange.

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Postby Steve D » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:46 am

It's not that delicate round these parts. I suspect the local tanning boutiques surreptitiously up the percentage of creosote in the mix.

Mind you, looking at some of the affected women, it clearly doesn't work so effectively as a preservative.
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Postby JoeC » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:57 am

Talking of creosote

Nowt rude, but probably not best to open when talking to you boss.

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Postby George » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:09 am

:shock: Ruddy hell!
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Postby Gerard Clarke » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:29 pm

Hell's Bells, the Blonde is currently camped out in the gym at Shoreditch House, slinking up pre-nuptially. I hope that she doesn't read the Huff.

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Postby TheKentishFledgling » Wed May 16, 2012 9:42 am

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Postby Bill McCarthy » Wed May 16, 2012 10:02 am

Any one of them would nip you off !
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